Saturday, June 4, 2016

The monk who gave up his books and sold his soul

Photo: DC Comics
I have decided to change my life. Start with a clean slate. Make a complete break from the past. Turn over a new leaf. I'm going to stop buying new books and instead read from my existing collection of books and comics, and then give them away to libraries and charities. I will boldly go where no reader has gone before. In this way I hope to become a literary ascetic and experience a lifetime of peace and tranquility. The monk who gave up his books and sold his soul. Wait a minute... The hallucinations have stopped!

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